A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?""Nah," the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all."The next night she went out with a tuba player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?""Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed. "Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh, it was just gross!"The next night she went out with a French horn player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?""Well," the first girl replied, "his kissing was just so-so; but I loved the way he held me!"
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