"On Ya Face" - Prof Lee
"(Gibberish)" .. (Band Responds: T-S-U) .LMAO ..
"Come on' Nah, Give Me Some Head, I Need Mo' Head!" - Prof Lee ..lol
" Yall Suckin Dat H^#!"- lol Gip
"Then jackson came on the conference call, 'Yes this is Lawww-rennnce Jaaackson, Duhrektor a' Bands, Southaan Unibersity.'"
"Man i aint neva judged festival long as i ben directin, BUT when YOU get YO band, imma come to YO bands performance. Imma judge for FREE...STRAIGHT 4'S DOWN THE SHEET!"
"Stick the jimmy in the whimmy.....BIIIIITCH!!!"
"Where we at on the music Doc?"
"WE AT THE SHOOT A NIGGA KILLA NIGGA SHOT A NIGGA DROP A NIGGA PART!!! THATS WHERE WE AT!"
"On the line..." Mr Graham....the band"awwww shyt"...."NOW GO"..Mr Graham
"Stay yo monkey a$$es in ya spot while im teachin drill"...HUD
"Aint no such thing as a magic band fairy thats gon sprinkle some magic band dust on saturday and everything gon be alright...you got to practice how you gon perform..you cant turn it on an off ladies an gentlemen"...Mr Evans
"I love traveling..just gettin on the bus gets me excited..if we goin around the corner to perform for the opening of an envelope or the opening of a door..im excited."....Mr Evans
"Alright we need to make sure we take care of the three S's...Shyt, Shower, an Shave before we get on the bus smelling like madussy" Mr Evans
"I know I said 3 times... but I need to see the show one mo' time!" Prof. Lee
"First note! Pie-yaaaah!!!!" Prof. Lee
"... and that's not just band, that's life!!" Mr. D
"I'm not gone lay a hand on ya. If you suckin' on Mon., u might come on Tues. and yo chair gon' be missin'!" Prof Gip
"Run it back!!!! Get sum air under those feet!!! Drop!!" Mr. D
"Drop!!!" Mr. D
".....Drop!!" Mr. D
"...........................................Drop!!" Mr. D
"....... DROP!!" Mr. D
You aint got nothing but 2 notes (Ching & Chang) and you can't play that sorry ass crabs, you momma shoulda swallowed them cymbals when she was pregnant with you.... Mr. Knighten
"See..........Its the fruit of the labor..........you gotta put in the hard work of the labor, to produced good fruit.......ITS THE FRUIT OF THE LABOR!!!!" - Mr. Bradley - Jim Hill High School
"Now if you were smart..........if you were smart.......you wouldn't have played that wrong note......." - Mr.Bradley
"See......ya sound sh!tty....all that overblowin......ya sound sh!tty, ya look sh!tty, ya just sh!tty" - Prof Gip
(Prof Gip, gettin ready to conduct a march) "Iight, trumpets.....play out.......this is a hispanic tune, play like the Mexican trumpets"
(hispanic trumpet players) "whats that spose to mean??"
(Prof Gip) "PLAY OUT DAMNIT!!"
lmao hell yea....1....2...ssubitofortepiano - Mr. Spencer
*Ghost* said:
oh GAWD...where do i start?
"Lets take a look at Your Body."
"TAH-RelEEEESE the note."
"1....2...and subitofortepiano"
"Then jackson came on the conference call, 'Yes this is Lawww-rennnce Jaaackson, Duhrektor a' Bands, Southaan Unibersity.'"
"Man i aint neva judged festival long as i ben directin, BUT when YOU get YO band, imma come to YO bands performance. Imma judge for FREE...STRAIGHT 4'S DOWN THE SHEET!"
"Stick the jimmy in the whimmy.....BIIIIITCH!!!"
"Where we at on the music Doc?" "WE AT THE SHOOT A NIGGA KILLA NIGGA SHOT A NIGGA DROP A NIGGA PART!!! THATS WHERE WE AT!"
....good times gooood times.
directors "quotes"
What are some of the funniest or lamest quotes ur band director's be saying.
Lets take a look at this song your body - Mr. Hendrix
NEEGGRROO we gone outplay them with musicallity cuz you aint bout to go down to a bayou classic and blow when SU twice your numbers SU the loudest band there is - Doc
1 ! 2 ! DUFFLE BAG BOOOY-lool - Doc
YOU GOTTZ TO MARCH- Dr. T
run the show one more time (after we did it 10 times) - Dr. T
WE AINT LEAVIN TIL you MARCH 90's!!! - Dr. T
you aint gone shuck and jive me! - Mr. Spencer
i bet you could count hard music if it said "stick the jimmy in the women and shake ya azz oh girl you a b*&ch now get on ya knees- LMAO-Doc
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"(Gibberish)" .. (Band Responds: T-S-U) .LMAO ..
"Come on' Nah, Give Me Some Head, I Need Mo' Head!" - Prof Lee ..lol
" Yall Suckin Dat H^#!"- lol Gip
"Lets take a look at Your Body."
"TAH-RelEEEESE the note."
"1....2...and subitofortepiano"
"Then jackson came on the conference call, 'Yes this is Lawww-rennnce Jaaackson, Duhrektor a' Bands, Southaan Unibersity.'"
"Man i aint neva judged festival long as i ben directin, BUT when YOU get YO band, imma come to YO bands performance. Imma judge for FREE...STRAIGHT 4'S DOWN THE SHEET!"
"Stick the jimmy in the whimmy.....BIIIIITCH!!!"
"Where we at on the music Doc?"
"WE AT THE SHOOT A NIGGA KILLA NIGGA SHOT A NIGGA DROP A NIGGA PART!!! THATS WHERE WE AT!"
....good times gooood times.
"Dayum Percussssssion"...Mr Fooster
"On the line..." Mr Graham....the band"awwww shyt"...."NOW GO"..Mr Graham
"Stay yo monkey a$$es in ya spot while im teachin drill"...HUD
"Aint no such thing as a magic band fairy thats gon sprinkle some magic band dust on saturday and everything gon be alright...you got to practice how you gon perform..you cant turn it on an off ladies an gentlemen"...Mr Evans
"I love traveling..just gettin on the bus gets me excited..if we goin around the corner to perform for the opening of an envelope or the opening of a door..im excited."....Mr Evans
"Alright we need to make sure we take care of the three S's...Shyt, Shower, an Shave before we get on the bus smelling like madussy" Mr Evans
MORE TO COME
"First note! Pie-yaaaah!!!!" Prof. Lee
"... and that's not just band, that's life!!" Mr. D
"I'm not gone lay a hand on ya. If you suckin' on Mon., u might come on Tues. and yo chair gon' be missin'!" Prof Gip
"Run it back!!!! Get sum air under those feet!!! Drop!!" Mr. D
"Drop!!!" Mr. D
".....Drop!!" Mr. D
"...........................................Drop!!" Mr. D
"....... DROP!!" Mr. D
Bring that mustard.... Mr. Jackson,
You aint got nothing but 2 notes (Ching & Chang) and you can't play that sorry ass crabs, you momma shoulda swallowed them cymbals when she was pregnant with you.... Mr. Knighten
"Now if you were smart..........if you were smart.......you wouldn't have played that wrong note......." - Mr.Bradley
"See......ya sound sh!tty....all that overblowin......ya sound sh!tty, ya look sh!tty, ya just sh!tty" - Prof Gip
(Prof Gip, gettin ready to conduct a march) "Iight, trumpets.....play out.......this is a hispanic tune, play like the Mexican trumpets"
(hispanic trumpet players) "whats that spose to mean??"
(Prof Gip) "PLAY OUT DAMNIT!!"
"gotdammit stop over blowin"
"yall ni99as are trife-a-fucc-a-lin"
"yall wanna be just like them other bands huh? get on the field and you see is elbows and assholes"
"you control your horn like u control your woman,with ur tounge"
*Ghost* said:
NEEGGRROO we gone outplay them with musicallity cuz you aint bout to go down to a bayou classic and blow when SU twice your numbers SU the loudest band there is - Doc
1 ! 2 ! DUFFLE BAG BOOOY-lool - Doc
YOU GOTTZ TO MARCH- Dr. T
run the show one more time (after we did it 10 times) - Dr. T
WE AINT LEAVIN TIL you MARCH 90's!!! - Dr. T
you aint gone shuck and jive me! - Mr. Spencer
i bet you could count hard music if it said "stick the jimmy in the women and shake ya azz oh girl you a b*&ch now get on ya knees- LMAO-Doc
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