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Funny band director sayings

Posted by LOL on May 14, 2011 at 10:51pm

Post some of the funniest quotes your high school or college band director has ever said. I will go first.

 

"See the reason yall come back to school from the summer break so out of shape is cuz all yall do is sit on the couch, eat twinkies, and play with yoself all day"

 

"*insert name* get yo hand out of yo pants son!"

 

"got a strong handshake son, been beating yo meat alot lately huh?"

^^^^^^^LMFAO......

 

"pay attention boy i know yo ass got a.d.d but hell"

 

Lol ima try to think of some more.

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  • Your Highness® May 14, 2011 at 10:54pm
    FLAGS. Fat Lazy Ass Girls.
  • Your Highness® May 14, 2011 at 10:54pm
    "All i wanna see is crankin and ass shakin."
    • LOL > Your Highness® May 14, 2011 at 11:45pm
      LMFAO i heard of that f.l.a.g one before.
  • LOL May 14, 2011 at 11:46pm

    Lol I got a new one,

    "Yall better dig deep and find some nuts!!!"

  • BigDawgBR May 15, 2011 at 12:22am

     Band Is In Parade formation and we gets cranked on...band director :(GRABS CROUCH AND WALKS UP IN DOWN THE ROWS YELLIN:"THEY TESTING OUR NUTS!, THEY TESTIN OUR NUTS, YALL GET READY". a day i will always remember.

     

     

    • LOL > BigDawgBR May 15, 2011 at 12:28am
      LMFAOOOOO
  • augmellokid11 May 15, 2011 at 3:56am
    i want yall to blow dey ass out.....i wouldnt care if it was ya maw on a tuba across the field...blow her fat ass out too
    • LOL > augmellokid11 May 15, 2011 at 3:35pm

      LOL damn

    • willem > augmellokid11 May 18, 2011 at 2:15pm

      LMAO... Hell naw.. Lol

    • Raymond Baker > augmellokid11 June 3, 2011 at 10:59am
      Lmao I think I kno who said that
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