This is breaking news out of baton rouge la. The southern university marching band known as the humanflukebox, has just called the united states government for emergency financial help from FEMA! The su band has appeared in several NFL superbowls and presidential inagurations and has a professional reputation nationwide, but due to financial problems the band has resulted to having different sections stand on street corners and play for change. A move that su band alumni say is ruining their reputation. The su band has asked Fema for help to provide them with busses, hotel and food expenses so that they may perform at their football teams away games. Incidents have been reported of band members selling little ceasars pizza kits, pawning instruments and even selling their uniforms for money. Last week two su band members reportedly jacked a meals on wheels truck and sold the meals that were in the truck for 5 dollars a piece. Hopefully su can get back to the professional reputable band that they once were..more on this later...this is 1st TrumpFunk reporting.
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